class InsultClinic
Attributes
adjective[R]
noun[R]
target[R]
Public Class Methods
new()
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# File lib/insult_clinic.rb, line 4 def initialize @target = ["You", "Your mother is a", "Your father is a"] @noun = ["canoe", "banana", "pillock", "snollygoster", "cockalorum", "lickspittle", "smellfungus", "ninnyhammer", "mumpsimus", "milksop", "hobbledehoy", "pettifogger", "mooncalf", "heap of parrot droppings", "gob", "pervert", "food trough", "trollop", "tart", "fairy", "tosser", "ponce", "son of a silly person", "surrender monkey", "choir boy", "carriage ride participant", "bedwetting type", "abdycomoist", "bedswerver", "bespawler", "bobolyne", "cumberworld", "dalcop", "dew beater", "dorbel", "drate poke", "driggle draggle", "fustylugs", "fustilarian", "gillie wet foot", "gnashgab", "gobermouch", "gowpenful-o'-anything", "klazomaniac", "lubberwort", "muck spout", "mumblecrust", "quisby", "raggabrash", "rakefire", "roiderbanks", "saddle goose", "scobberlotcher", "skelpie limmer", "smell feast", "snoutband", "sorner", "stampcrab", "stymphalist", "tallowcatch", "triptaker", "wandought", "whiffle whaffle", "yaldson", "zoilist"] @adjective = ["truculent", "fatuous", "vainglorious", "petulant", "moribund", "jejune", "feckless", "antiquated", "rambunctious", "mundane", "misshapen", "glib", "dreary", "dopey", "devoid", "deleterious", "degrading", "empty headed", "clammy", "brazen", "indiscreet", "flatulent", "cheese eating", "prancing", "indecorous", "cromulent", "noodle-armed", "imbecilic", "dysfunctional", "dubious", "drunken", "disreputable", "dismal", "dim", "deficient", "deceitful", "damned", "daft", "contrary", "churlish", "catty", "banal", "asinine", "infantile", "lurid", "morbid", "repugnant", "unkempt", "vapid", "decrepit", "malevolent", "impertinent", "grotesque", "puerile", "snotty-faced", "festering", "vacuous", "toffee-nosed", "malodorous"] @num_of_adjs = rand(1..5) end
Public Instance Methods
random_insult()
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# File lib/insult_clinic.rb, line 11 def random_insult adjs = @adjective.sample(@num_of_adjs) if adjs.length == 1 adjs = adjs.join('') else adjs = adjs.join(', ') end target = @target.sample if target != "You" && adjs[0] =~ /[aeiou]/i target += "n" end "#{target} #{adjs} #{@noun.sample}" end
split(args)
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# File lib/insult_clinic.rb, line 26 def split(args) self.random_insult.split(args) end