class InsultClinic

# File lib/insult_clinic.rb, line 4
def initialize
  @target = ["You", "Your mother is a", "Your father is a"]
  @noun = ["canoe", "banana", "pillock", "snollygoster", "cockalorum", "lickspittle", "smellfungus", "ninnyhammer", "mumpsimus", "milksop", "hobbledehoy", "pettifogger", "mooncalf", "heap of parrot droppings", "gob", "pervert", "food trough", "trollop", "tart", "fairy", "tosser", "ponce", "son of a silly person", "surrender monkey", "choir boy", "carriage ride participant", "bedwetting type", "abdycomoist", "bedswerver", "bespawler", "bobolyne", "cumberworld", "dalcop", "dew beater", "dorbel", "drate poke", "driggle draggle", "fustylugs", "fustilarian", "gillie wet foot", "gnashgab", "gobermouch", "gowpenful-o'-anything", "klazomaniac", "lubberwort", "muck spout", "mumblecrust", "quisby", "raggabrash", "rakefire", "roiderbanks", "saddle goose", "scobberlotcher", "skelpie limmer", "smell feast", "snoutband", "sorner", "stampcrab", "stymphalist", "tallowcatch", "triptaker", "wandought", "whiffle whaffle", "yaldson", "zoilist"]
  @adjective = ["truculent", "fatuous", "vainglorious", "petulant", "moribund", "jejune", "feckless", "antiquated", "rambunctious", "mundane", "misshapen", "glib", "dreary", "dopey", "devoid", "deleterious", "degrading", "empty headed", "clammy", "brazen", "indiscreet", "flatulent", "cheese eating", "prancing", "indecorous", "cromulent", "noodle-armed", "imbecilic", "dysfunctional", "dubious", "drunken", "disreputable", "dismal", "dim", "deficient", "deceitful", "damned", "daft", "contrary", "churlish", "catty", "banal", "asinine", "infantile", "lurid", "morbid", "repugnant", "unkempt", "vapid", "decrepit", "malevolent", "impertinent", "grotesque", "puerile", "snotty-faced", "festering", "vacuous", "toffee-nosed", "malodorous"]
  @num_of_adjs = rand(1..5)
end

# File lib/insult_clinic.rb, line 11
def random_insult
  adjs = @adjective.sample(@num_of_adjs)
  if adjs.length == 1
    adjs = adjs.join('')
  else
    adjs = adjs.join(', ')
  end

  target = @target.sample
  if target != "You" && adjs[0] =~ /[aeiou]/i
    target += "n"
  end
  "#{target} #{adjs} #{@noun.sample}"
end

# File lib/insult_clinic.rb, line 26
def split(args)
  self.random_insult.split(args)
end