class FactoryHelper::Hacker

Public Class Methods

abbreviation() click to toggle source
# File lib/factory-helper/hacker.rb, line 12
def abbreviation;  fetch('hacker.abbreviation'); end
adjective() click to toggle source
# File lib/factory-helper/hacker.rb, line 13
def adjective;     fetch('hacker.adjective'); end
ingverb() click to toggle source
# File lib/factory-helper/hacker.rb, line 16
def ingverb;       fetch('hacker.ingverb'); end
noun() click to toggle source
# File lib/factory-helper/hacker.rb, line 14
def noun;          fetch('hacker.noun'); end
phrases() click to toggle source
# File lib/factory-helper/hacker.rb, line 18
def phrases
   [ "If we #{verb} the #{noun}, we can get to the #{abbreviation} #{noun} through the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
     "We need to #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
     "Try to #{verb} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}, maybe it will #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun}!",
     "You can't #{verb} the #{noun} without #{ingverb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
     "Use the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}, then you can #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun}!",
     "The #{abbreviation} #{noun} is down, #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun} so we can #{verb} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
     "#{ingverb} the #{noun} won't do anything, we need to #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
     "I'll #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}, that should #{noun} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}!"
     ]
end
say_something_smart() click to toggle source
# File lib/factory-helper/hacker.rb, line 8
def say_something_smart
  phrases.sample(:random => FactoryHelper::Config.random)
end
verb() click to toggle source
# File lib/factory-helper/hacker.rb, line 15
def verb;          fetch('hacker.verb'); end