def demand(phrase)

print "    #{phrase} "

gets.chomp.upcase == "YES"

end

trap(:INT) do

yes = demand "BEFORE YOU GO, YOU MEANT YES, RIGHT?" until yes
exit

end

print <<RESUME

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....,,.,..........~+77+~II?IIII=,,,,,,,,,,,,...~+??????+=~~+++..................
....,.............,+++IIIIIIII??~,,,,,,,,,,,..:+?+??+??~??++=+,.................
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..................:+?IIIIIIIII???,,,,,,,,,,,..???~??~???????+:,.................
...................+?IIIII?????+,,,,,,:,,,,,,,+??+??+???????++:.................
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....................:+?????+++,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?~??+??~????++.................

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RESUME

unless demand “INTERESTED?”

yes = demand "DID YOU MEAN YES?" until yes

end