def demand(phrase)
print " #{phrase} " gets.chomp.upcase == "YES"
end
trap(:INT) do
yes = demand "BEFORE YOU GO, YOU MEANT YES, RIGHT?" until yes exit
end
print <<RESUME
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RESUME
unless demand “INTERESTED?”
yes = demand "DID YOU MEAN YES?" until yes
end