voodoo methods how bout dat backflip, tho? hide yo kids hide yo wife cookies. please. Fuck.… I broke everything… Why this no work?!? something about something. If dreams were wishes and wishes were fishes… wherz da flask lemme git init commits f’days mhmmm coffee next level math shit. MERGE THIS SPIKE DON’T DO IT salar sux gSnakes yup devbootcampallday da fck is a gSnake…? hydrate or die QQ too much fun. sike. where’d all the csv files go? time to poop ZOMG zetus lapetus Zee made me do it zzzZZzzZz Zee broke everything code f’days f’days derp derp derp derp de-misunderestimating Some shit. add actual words I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ. giggle. Whatever. Finished fondling. FONDLED THE CODE this is how we generate our shit. unh It works! unionfind is no longer being molested. Well, it’s doing something. I’M PUSHING. Whee. Whee, good night. It’d be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error Fucking templates. I hate this fucking language. marks that coulda been bad hoo boy It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc if you’re not using et, fuck off WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE? This is a basic implementation that works. By works, I meant ‘doesnt work’. Works now.. Last time I said it works? I was kidding. Try this. Just stop reading these for a while, ok.. Give me a break, it’s 2am. But it works now. Make that it works in 90% of the cases. 3:30. Ok, 5am, it works. For real. FOR REAL. I don’t know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. fix some fucking errors first blush So my boss wanted this button … uhhhhhh forgot we’re not using a smart language include shit To those I leave behind, good luck! things occurred i dunno, maybe this works 8==========D No changes made whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++? (\ /)<br/>(O.o)<br/>(> <) Bunny approves these changes. . Friday 5pm changes A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything Useful text pgsql is being a pain pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11 c&p fail syntax fix just shoot me arrrggghhhhh fixed! someone fails and it isn’t me better grepping fix fix bug, for realz fix /sigh Does this work MOAR BIFURCATION bifurcation REALLY FUCKING FIXED FIX better ignores More ignore more ignores more ignored words more fixes really ignore ignored worsd fixes /sigh fix fail pointless limitation omg what have I done? added super-widget 2.0. tagging release w.t.f. I can’t believe it took so long to fix this. I must have been drunk. This is why the cat shouldn’t sit on my keyboard. This is why git rebase is a horrible horrible thing. ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah WTF is this. Do things better, faster, stronger Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =( needs more cow bell Updated I must sleep… it’s working… in just three hours… I was wrong… Completed with no bugs… Fixed a little bug… Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount… not seriously… woa!! this one was really HARD! Made it to compile… changed things… touched… i think i fixed a bug… perfect… Moved something to somewhere… goodnight… oops, forgot to add the file Corrected mistakes oops oops! put code that worked where the code that didn’t used to be Nothing to see here, move along I am even stupider than I thought I don’t know what the hell I was thinking. fixed errors in the previous commit Committed some changes Some bugs fixed Minor updates Added missing file in previous commit bug fix typo bara bra grejjor Continued development… Does anyone read this? I’ll be at the coffee shop accross the street. That’s just how I roll work in progress minor changes some brief changes assorted changes lots and lots of changes another big bag of changes lots of changes after a lot of time LOTS of changes. period Test commit. Please ignore I’m just a grunt. Don’t blame me for this awful PoS. I did it for the lulz! I’ll explain this when I’m sober .. or revert it Obligatory placeholder commit message A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away… Fixed the build. various changes One more time, but with feeling. Handled a particular error. Fixed unnecessary bug. Removed code. Added translation. Updated build targets. Refactored configuration. Locating the required gigapixels to render… Spinning up the hamster… Shovelling coal into the server… Programming the flux capacitor The last time I tried this the monkey didn’t survive. Let’s hope it works better this time. I should have had a V8 this morning. 640K ought to be enough for anybody pay no attention to the man behind the curtain a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them workaround for ant being a pile of fail Don’t push this commit rats squash me fixed mistaken bug Final commit, ready for tagging -m 'So I hear you like commits …' epic need another beer Well the book was obviously wrong. lolwhat? Another commit to keep my CAN streak going. I cannot believe that it took this long to write a test for this. TDD: 1, Me: 0 Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse. tl;dr I would rather be playing SC2. Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late. I know what I am doing. Trust me. You should have trusted me. Is there an award for this? Is there an achievement for this? I’m totally adding this to epic win. +300 This really should not take 19 minutes to build. fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict SHIT ===> GOLD Committing in accordance with the prophecy. It compiles! Ship it! LOL! Reticulating splines… SEXY RUSSIAN CODES WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL s/import/include/ extra debug for stuff module debug line test debugo remove debug<br/>all good debug suff more debug… who overwrote! FUCKING XUPPERNAMEX these confounded tests drive me nuts For great justice. QuickFix. oops - thought I got that one. removed echo and die statements, lolz. somebody keeps erasing my changes. doh. pam anderson is going to love me. added security. arrgghh… damn this thing for not working. jobs… steve jobs and a comma this is my quickfix branch and i will use to do my quickfixes Fix my stupidness and so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark! gave up and used tables.
- Insert your commit message here. Be sure to make it descriptive.
-
Removed test case since code didn’t pass QA removed tests since i can’t make them green stuff more stuff Become a programmer, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. Same as last commit with changes foo just checking if git is working properly… fixed some minor stuff, might need some additional work. just trolling the repo All your codebase are belong to us. Somebody set up us the bomb. should work I guess… To be honest, I do not quite remember everything I changed here today. But it is all good, I tell ya. well crap. herpderp (redux) herpderp Derp derpherp Herping the derp sometimes you just herp the derp so hard it herpderps Derp. Fix missing constant post rename Herping the fucking derp right here and now. Derp, asset redirection in dev mode mergederp Derp search/replace fuckup Herpy dooves. Derpy hooves derp, helper method rename Herping the derp derp (silly scoping error) Herp derp I left the debug in there and forgot to reset errors. Reset error count between rows. herpderp hey, what’s that over there?! hey, look over there! It worked for me… Does not work. Either Hot Shit or Total Bollocks Arrrrgggg Don’t mess with Voodoo I expected something different. Todo!!! This is supposed to crash No changes after this point. I know, I know, this is not how I’m supposed to do it, but I can’t think of something better. Don’t even try to refactor it. © Microsoft 1988 Please no changes this time. Why The Fuck? We should delete this crap before shipping. Shit code! ALL SORTS OF THINGS Herpderp, shoulda check if it does really compile. I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS less french words breathe, =, breathe IEize this doesn’t really make things faster, but I tried this should fix it forgot to save that file Glue. Match sticks. Paper. Build script! Argh! About to give up :( Blaming regex. oops it’s friday yo recipes Not sure why lol digg grrrr For real, this time. Feed. You. Stuff. No time. I don’t give a damn ‘bout my reputation DEAL WITH IT commit tunning I really should’ve committed this when I finished it… It’s getting hard to keep up with the crap I’ve trashed I honestly wish I could remember what was going on here… I must enjoy torturing myself For the sake of my sanity, just ignore this… That last commit message about silly mistakes pales in comparision to this one My bad Still can’t get this right… Nitpicking about alphabetizing methods, minor OCD thing Committing fixes in the dark, seriously, who killed my power!? You can’t see it, but I’m making a very angry face right now Fix the fixes It’s secret! Commit committed.… No time to commit.. My people need me! Something fixed I’m hungry asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsf hmmm formatted all Replace all whitespaces with tabs. s/ / /g I’m too foo for this bar Things went wrong… ??! what the … This solves it. Working on tests (haha) fixed conflicts (LOL merge -s ours; push -f) last minute fixes. fuckup. Revert ‘fuckup’. should work now. final commit. done. going to bed now. buenas those-things. Your commit is writing checks your merge can’t cash. This branch is so dirty, even your mom can’t clean it. wip Revert ‘just testing, remember to revert’ bla harharhar restored deleted entities just to be sure added some filthy stuff bugger lol oopsie B| Copy pasta fail. still had a instead of a Now added delete for real grmbl move your body every every body Trying to fake a conflict And a commit that I don’t know the reason of… ffs that’s all folks Fucking submodule bull shit apparently i did something…