module TrashTalking

Public Instance Methods

generate_quip() click to toggle source
# File lib/trash_talking.rb, line 18
def generate_quip
  possible_quips = [
    'You are a good example of why some animals eat their young.',
    'Are you even trying?',
    'Why dont you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.',
    'I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth.'
  ]
  possible_quips.sample
end
trash_talk_congratulations() click to toggle source
# File lib/trash_talking.rb, line 6
def trash_talk_congratulations
  system("say 'Congratulations.  We are all a little bit dumber for having watched you play.'")
end
trash_talk_quip() click to toggle source
# File lib/trash_talking.rb, line 14
def trash_talk_quip
  system("say #{generate_quip}")
end
trash_talk_quit() click to toggle source
# File lib/trash_talking.rb, line 10
def trash_talk_quit
  system("say 'Your parents were right, you are a quitter.'")
end
trash_talk_too_short() click to toggle source
# File lib/trash_talking.rb, line 2
def trash_talk_too_short
  system("say 'Your guess was too small, like your brain.'")
end