module TubularFaker

# File lib/tubular-faker.rb, line 45
def self.city
  "#{ADDRESSES[:city_prefix].sample} #{GENERAL[:adjectives].sample}#{ADDRESSES[:city_suffix].sample}"
end

# File lib/tubular-faker.rb, line 41
def self.company
  "#{GENERAL[:adjectives].sample} #{COMPANIES[:products].sample}"
end

# File lib/tubular-faker.rb, line 57
def self.date
  "#{rand(12)+1}/#{rand(29)+1}/#{GENERAL[:years].sample}"
end

# File lib/tubular-faker.rb, line 49
def self.email
  "#{NAMES[:first_names].sample.downcase.gsub(/[eio\s]/, {'e' => '3', 'i' => '1', 'o' => '0', ' ' => '_'})}#{GENERAL[:numbers].sample}@#{INTERNET[:domains].sample}#{INTERNET[:dot].sample}"
end

# File lib/tubular-faker.rb, line 61
def self.lingo
  "#{LINGO[:catchphrases].sample}"
end

# File lib/tubular-faker.rb, line 67
def self.lorem(opts = {})
  text_blob = ""
  paragraphs = opts[:paragraphs] || 1

  1.upto(paragraphs) do
    4.times do
      text_blob << lorem_sentence + " "
      text_blob << LINGO[:catchphrases].sample + ' '
    end
    text_blob << "\n\n"
  end

  text_blob.strip
end

# File lib/tubular-faker.rb, line 83
def self.lorem_sentence
  sentence = ""
  sentence <<  ( GENERAL[:adjectives].sample + " " ).capitalize
  6.times { sentence << COMPANIES[:products].sample.downcase + " " }
  sentence << COMPANIES[:products].sample.downcase + "."
end

# File lib/tubular-faker.rb, line 37
def self.name
  "#{NAMES[:first_names].sample} #{NAMES[:last_names].sample}"
end

# File lib/tubular-faker.rb, line 53
def self.url
  "http://www.#{INTERNET[:domains].sample}#{INTERNET[:dot].sample}/#{NAMES[:first_names].sample.downcase.strip}#{GENERAL[:numbers].sample}/#{INTERNET[:pages].sample}.html"
end