module Faker::Stoked

Constants

VERSION

Public Class Methods

adjective() click to toggle source

band or musical act a stoked bro might listen to

Faker::Stoked.band

"brodacious"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 413
def adjective
  adjectives.sample
end
adjectives() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 382
def adjectives
  [
    "all-natural",
    "american-made",
    "awesome",
    "cerebral",
    "brohemian",
    "brodacious",
    "broficient",
    "brolicious",
    "bromazing",
    "bronificent",
    "bronormous",
    "brorrific",
    "brotesque",
    "brotastic",
    "fearless",
    "free-spirited",
    "radical",
    "rad",
    "stoked",
    "stokealicious",
    "stokified",
    "all stoked up"
  ]
end
band() click to toggle source

band or musical act a stoked bro might listen to

Faker::Stoked.band

"Gordon Lightfoot"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 378
def band
  bands.sample
end
bands() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 357
def bands
  [
    "Miley Cyrus",
    "mc-brohammer",
    "Robin Thicke",
    "MGMT",
    "Katy Perry",
    "Drake",
    "One Direction",
    "Tool",
    "Warren Zevon",
    "Jem",
    "Justin Bieber",
    "Gordon Lightfoot"
  ]
end
bio() click to toggle source

A stoked bro might might need to write a stoked user profile:

Faker::Stoked.bio

"Brotastic but stokealicious skeleton rider. Love shredding sick pow,
brodacious raising money for breast cancer, Gordon Lightfoot.
# File lib/faker/bio.rb, line 11
def bio
  first = adjective.capitalize + " " + intmodifier + " " + adjective + " " + sport + ". "
  second = opener.capitalize + " " + interest + ", " + adjective + " " + interest + ", " + band + "."
  first + second
end
celebroties() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 104
def celebroties
  [

    "abroham lincoln",
    "adrien brody",
    "Broba Fett",
    "Brobespierre",
    "brobo cop",
    "broby dick",
    "brodin, the sculptor",
    "brodo the hobbit bro",
    "Brocahontas",
    "broey deschanel",
    "Brohammad",
    "Broback Brobama",
    "Bronan the barbarian",
    "Brosalina",
    "brosef stalin",
    "Broseidon King of the Brocean",
    "Bromeo and Juliet",
    "Brope john paul",
    "broprah winfrey",
    "brozilla",
    "bro dimaggio",
    "Bro Montana",
    "bro nye the science guy",
    "don quibrote",
    "double bro seven",
    "gallilebro gallilei",
    "Han Brolo",
    "Josh Brolin",
    "leonardo dicapribro",
    "mighty bro young",
    "napoleon bronaparte",
    "selena bromez",
    "teddy broosevelt",
    "wolfgang amadaeus brozart"
  ]
end
celebroty() click to toggle source

Faker::Stoked.celebroty

"don quibrote
"Bronan the barbarian"
"brodo the hobbit bro"
"Broba Fett"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 150
def celebroty
  celebroties.sample
end
firstname() click to toggle source

Faker::Stoked.firstname

"Bronathan"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 75
def firstname
  firstnames.sample
end
firstnames() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 65
def firstnames
  firstnames = []
  Faker::Stoked.fullnames.each do |fullname|
    firstnames << fullname.split((/[\s,]+/)).first
  end
  firstnames
end
food() click to toggle source

Some food that a stoked bro might want to mange

Faker::Stoked.food

"brozilian bbq"
"broissant"
"rice-a-broni"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 258
def food
  foods.sample
end
foods() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 223
def foods
  [
    "brosghetti",
    "broast chicken breast",
    "broasted vegetables",
    "broccoli",
    "brocaroni",
    "brochos",
    "broccoli",
    "broiled nuts",
    "broissant",
    "broloney sammich",
    "brorito",
    "brosicle",
    "brotato chip",
    "brotein shake",
    "brozilian bbq",
    "bro-b-q",
    "bro-chop",
    "fish tacos",
    "general bro's chicken",
    "lasagnbro",
    "macabroni and cheese",
    "rice-a-broni",
    "stoke and eggs",
    "top brahmen"
  ]
end
fullname() click to toggle source

Faker::Stoked.fullname

"Broderick Broeneman"
"Jeremonious Collyerunk"
"Jessicka Hamilton"
"Devonian Brocreature"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 61
def fullname
  fullnames.sample
end
fullnames() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 7
def fullnames
  [
    "ryan courvoisier",
    "scott browland",
    "christal heinofear",
    "April Goldbrosephson",
    "Jason Galvinized Steelbro",
    "Melissa Brautista",
    "Jane Stokebro",
    "Ryan van Niebro",
    "Broshad Brosouri",
    "Suzette Saint-Brobespierre",
    "Toshibro Sugar",
    "Art Brozak",
    "Nandita Bronoun",
    "Ashley Aristocrunk",
    "Jennybro Jaynebro",
    "Brolga Vasserbro",
    "Billy Brong",
    "Adam Collinsmix",
    "Parker Stevenson",
    "Steve AquiNoFear",
    "Amy Marcobrolo",
    "Carlo Mogabrolo",
    "Braina Turner",
    "Zavenaire McStallion",
    "Kevin Woodsostokeditsick",
    "Natalia Pintotallystoked",
    "Mike McCrunk",
    "Brick Brodulik",
    "Greg Kerzhbro",
    "Michael Porchbro",
    "Mya Burrellbro",
    "Tony Contrerevolutionarybro",
    "Jeremonious Collyerunk",
    "Jessicka Hamiltonofstoke",
    "Jeff Smithsonianinstituteofstokebrology",
    "Bronathan Taybro",
    "Devonian Seacreature",
    "Dan Bronicke",
    "Daniel StokeStacker",
    "Kriztopher Menbroza",
    "GoBraola Cerioli",
    "Ryan Cobbrolo",
    "Erock Guzbro",
    "Steve Hardchargerley"
  ]
end
interest() click to toggle source

a stoked bro might be interested in

Faker::Stoked.interest

"defying that which should be defied"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 444
def interest
  interests.sample
end
interests() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 417
def interests
  [
    "defying that which should be defied",
    "hamburgers",
    "painting",
    "country music",
    "defying death",
    "hamburgers",
    "kale",
    "kiteboarding",
    "techno dancing",
    "parasailing",
    "teaching yoga",
    "teaching broga",
    "techno dancing",
    "raising money for breast cancer",
    "shredding sick pow",
    "speedflying",
    "working with orphans",
    "world peace"
  ]
end
intmodifier() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bio.rb, line 17
def intmodifier
  [
    "but","and","almost","but equally","nearly","at the same time",
    "yet paradoxically","nevertheless","yet oxymoronically","but inevitably"
  ].sample
end
intro() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/stokebot/intro.rb, line 53
def intro
  intros.sample
end
intros() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/stokebot/intro.rb, line 8
def intros
  [
    "To properly understand a stoke factor (S),",
    "On the other hand,",
    "From the non-racical point of view",
    "This suggests that",
    "It appears that",
    "Furthermore,",
    "We will blow your mind with the following paradigm:",
    "To bestow a bodacious structure for T(Z,K),",
    "From C1, it follows that",
    "For any radicalization which is sufficiently awesome in pursuit of any level of stoke,",
    "Bronalogously,",
    "Crystal clearly,",
    "Note that",
    "Of course,",
    "Whoah?",
    "Bro?",
    "Suppose, like, for instance, that",
    "Thus",
    "Por ejemplo",
    "With this trip,",
    "Conversely,",
    "We have already been knowledged and/or learnified that",
    "By combining stoke and certain reformulations of the dominant extreme paradigm,",
    "I suggested that these bodaciouus images would flow from the realization that",
    "If the gestalt of the grinding in (99c) were only partially tangible to stokeologists,",
    "However, this awe-assumption is not correct, since",
    "Comparing these extreme stoked videos with their bestoked gap aficionados in (96) and (97), we see that",
    "In the discussion of stoked endeavors following (81),",
    "So far,",
    "Nevertheless,",
    "For one thing,",
    "Summarizing, then, we assume that",
    "A consequence of the approach just knowledged to you is that",
    "Presumably,",
    "On our assumptions,",
    "It may be, then, that",
    "It must be emphasized, once again, that",
    "Let us continue to suppose that",
    "Notice, incidentally, that"

  ]
end
job() click to toggle source

Somewhere a stoked bro might do to pay for her brotomobile insurance

Faker::Stoked.job

"brommando"
"brogrammer"
"brofessor"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 219
def job
  jobs.sample
end
jobs() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 181
def jobs
  [
    "brorthopedist",
    "surfing",
    "broBGYN",
    "brofessor",
    "wut",
    "acrobrobat",
    "web developer",
    "chibropractor",
    "CEBrO",
    "Director of brofittings",
    "brothadontist",
    "VP of Stoke",
    "Astbronaut",
    "ski lift operator",
    "Brodern Dancer",
    "brodancer",
    "BrOperations",
    "Astbronaut",
    "brothadontist",
    "brommando",
    "broducer",
    "brofessor",
    "brogrammer",
    "brofessional broball player",
    "amateur broxer",
    "brotist",
    "brotanist"
  ]
end
lastname() click to toggle source

Faker::Stoked.lastname

"Broeneman"
"Collyerunk"
"Hamilton"
"McStallion"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 100
def lastname
  lastnames.sample
end
lastnames() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 79
def lastnames
  lastnames = []
  Faker::Stoked.fullnames.each do |fullname|
    fullname_array = fullname.split(/[\s,]+/)
    fullname_array.shift

    unless fullname_array.size == 1
      @fullname = fullname_array.join(" ")
    end
    @fullname = fullname_array.first
    lastnames << @fullname
    lastnames
  end
  lastnames
end
object() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/stokebot/object.rb, line 29
def object
  objects.sample
end
objects() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/stokebot/object.rb, line 7
def objects
  [
    "problems of athletic and free-spirited analysis.",
    "a corpus of bro-isms and bro-sayings upon which conformity has been defined by the paired bro-ism text.",
    "the traditional practice of stoked bros.",
    "the levels of stoke from fairly high (eg (99a)) to virtual clown car antics (eg (98d)).",
    "a stipulation to place the stoked/awesome/radical/clowncar into these various categories.",
    "a bromazing fact.",
    "a YOLO gap bro-ism.",
    "the extended YOLO/BrOLO construct discussed in connection with (34).",
    "the ultimate standard that determines the brohemian level of any proposed radicalization.",
    "the system of base bro-words exclusive of the bro dialect.",
    "irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules.",
    "nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive bro theory.",
    "a general convention regarding the forms of the stoke linguistics.",
    "an abstract underlying sub-stoke order.",
    "an important distinction in stoked language use.",
    "the requirement that stoke-branching is not tolerated within the dominance stoke-scope of a complex bro-symbol.",
    "the strong generative capacity of the stoke-theory."
  ]
end
opener() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bio.rb, line 58
def opener
  openers.sample
end
openers() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bio.rb, line 48
def openers
  [
    "love",
    "amazed by",
    "stoked for",
    "Spends free time",
    "pumped about"
  ]
end
paragraph() click to toggle source

a stoked developer brodie might want multiple stoked paragraphs for her bros and/or brodies, and can pass in the number of paragraphs she would like go generate as an argument. Output similar to sentences()

Faker::StokeBot.paragraphs(2)

> “”Whoah? the athlete/groupie constructed intuition suffices to account

for an important distinction in language use. By combining stoke and certain
reformulations of the dominant extreme paradigm, the appearance of
non-stoked gaps in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary
# File lib/faker/stokebot.rb, line 27
def paragraph
  sentences(5)
end
paragraphs(paragraph_count = 3) click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/stokebot.rb, line 7
def paragraphs(paragraph_count = 3)
  paragraphs = []
  paragraph_count.times do
    paragraphs << "\t"
    paragraphs << paragraph
  end
  paragraphs.join("\n")
end
place() click to toggle source

Somewhere a stoked bro might call home

Faker::Stoked.place

"stokoslavia"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 177
def place
  places.sample
end
places() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 154
def places
  [
    "Brohannesberg",
    "Bromerica",
    "super brome",
    "bromuda triangle",
    "Broklahoma",
    "Brolivia",
    "Bromania",
    "brokeback mountain",
    "stokoslavia",
    "stoked republic",
    "mexicbro",
    "colorado",
    "wybroming",
    "stoked mountain"
  ]
end
saying() click to toggle source

something a stoked bro might say

Faker::Stoked.saying

"bro ho ho"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 279
def saying
  sayings.sample
end
sayings() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 262
def sayings

  [
    "bro ho ho",
    "broyo",
    "yobro",
    "hey bro",
    "gribbled",
    "soaked",
    "Toad"
  ]
end
sentence() click to toggle source

a stoked developer bro might need a stoked sentence for his bros

Faker::StokeBot.sentence

> “Brotastic but stokealicious skeleton rider. Love shredding sick pow,

brodacious raising money for breast cancer, Gordon Lightfoot.
# File lib/faker/stokebot.rb, line 64
def sentence
  [intro, subject, verb, object].join(" ")
end
sentences(sentence_count = 3) click to toggle source

a stoked developer bro might multiple stoked sentences for his bros, in which case the bro would pass in the number of sentences he would like go generate as an argument. shout out to chomskybot, bro.

Faker::StokeBot.sentence(8)

> “”Whoah? the athlete/groupie constructed intuition suffices to account

for an important distinction in language use. By combining stoke and certain
reformulations of the dominant extreme paradigm, the appearance of
non-stoked gaps in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary
radicalization raises serious doubts about irrelevant intervening
contexts in selectional rules. Note that this analysis of a stoked
construct as a pair of sets of awesome features appears to correlate
rather closely with the system of base rules exclusive of the bro dialect.
For one thing, the systematic use of complex bro-isms is not subject to
the strong generative capacity of the theory. To bestow a bodacious structure
for T(Z,K), the systematic use of complex bro-isms is not to be considered
in determining a descriptive fact. From C1, it follows that a case of
semicenteredness of a different sort raises serious doubts about an abstract
underlying order. So far, the earlier discussion of deviance is, apparently,
...
# File lib/faker/stokebot.rb, line 51
def sentences(sentence_count = 3)
  sentences = []
  sentence_count.times do
    sentences << sentence
  end
  sentences.join(" ")
end
sport() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bio.rb, line 44
def sport
  sports.sample
end
sports() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bio.rb, line 24
def sports
  [
    "figure skater",
    "speed skater",
    "short track speed skater",
    "ice hockey player",
    "curler",
    "cross-country skier",
    "nordic skier",
    "alpine racer",
    "ski jumper",
    "freestyle skier",
    "snowboarder",
    "biathlete",
    "Luger",
    "bobsleigher",
    "skeleton rider"
  ]
end
strength() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bio.rb, line 62
def strength
  [
    "hard charging",
    "forward",
    "strong",
    "outrageous work ethic",
    "endurance"
  ].sample
end
strengths() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 448
def strengths
  [
    "hard charging","forward","strong","outrageous work ethic","endurance"
  ]
end
subject() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/stokebot/subject.rb, line 30
def subject
  subjects.sample
end
subjects() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/stokebot/subject.rb, line 7
def subjects
  [
    "the notion of level of awesomeness or even pitted awesomeness",
    "a case of pitted stoke of a different sort",
    "most of the methodological fearlessness rampant in modern stokeology",
    "a subset of stoked concepts interesting on pitted, yet non-determinate grounds",
    "the natural general bro-principle that will stoke this case",
    "an important bro-property or broperty of these three stochetypes of EC",
    "any broficient supporting stoke graph",
    "the appearance of non-stoked gaps in domains relatively immune to ordinary pitted radicalization",
    "the athlete/groupie constructed intuition or bro-sense",
    "the descriptive power of the base bro-paradigm",
    "the earlier bro discussion of brofanity",
    "this analysis of a stoked construct as a pair of sets of awesome features",
    "this selectionally introduced bro-contextual feature",
    "a descriptively adequate bro-language",
    "the fundamental error of regarding bros and/or brodies as less than intellectual",
    "relational information vis-a-vis stoke-factor and bro/brodiness",
    "the systematic and stoked use of complex bro-isms",
    "the theory of stoked bro characteristics developed earlier"
  ]
end
thing() click to toggle source

something a stoked bro might be intereseted in

Faker::Stoked.thing

"bromarang"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 353
def thing
  things.sample
end
things() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 283
def things

  [
    "Afbro",
    "autobrobile",
    "bee in your bronnet",
    "broactive",
    "broa constrictor",
    "brobot",
    "broca brola",
    "Brochi brOlympics",
    "brocycle",
    "brocodile",
    "brodeo",
    "Brodism",
    "broductivity",
    "brofanity",
    "broffice bromance",
    "broformance",
    "brogramming",
    "brogram",
    "brohave",
    "brohemian rhapsody",
    "brohypnol",
    "broken brottles",
    "brolap",
    "broletariat",
    "brolociraptor",
    "brotomic brOmb",
    "Bromageddon",
    "bromantic bromedy",
    "bromaldehyde",
    "bromance",
    "bromarang",
    "bromobile",
    "Bromodo Dragon, native bronly to the island of Bromodo",
    "bromosapien",
    "bromotion",
    "broordinates",
    "bro-nanomous",
    "brononamous tip",
    "Brorannosaurus Rex",
    "brontosaurus",
    "brorontosaurus",
    "brostache",
    "brotally",
    "brotanist",
    "brotocal",
    "brotor broat",
    "bro-made",
    "bro-tie",
    "bro and arbrow",
    "brozone layer",
    "chest of bros.",
    "gazebros",
    "herbrovore",
    "Land Brover",
    "lawn brome",
    "sex wax",
    "Super Maribro Bros.",
    "The Brovinci Brode",
    "van",
  ]

end
verb() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/stokebot/verb.rb, line 29
def verb
  verbs.sample
end
verbs() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker/stokebot/verb.rb, line 7
def verbs
  [
    "can be defined in such a way as to impose",
    "delimits in a stoked/non-stoked construct",
    "suffices to account for",
    "cannot be non-pitted in",
    "is not stoked or pitted to",
    "does not readily tolerate",
    "raises all-natural doubts about",
    "is not quite bronalogous to",
    "does not bromanticize the structure of",
    "may remedy and, at the same time, de-fearify",
    "is not to be considered in bro metamorphosis",
    "is to be regarded as",
    "is unspecified with respect to",
    "is, apparently, brotesquley cerebralized by",
    "is necessary to impose an interpretation on",
    "appears to correlate rather fearelessly with",
    "is rather bronificent relative to"
  ]
end