module Faker::Stoked
Constants
- VERSION
Public Class Methods
band or musical act a stoked bro might listen to
"brodacious"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 413 def adjective adjectives.sample end
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 382 def adjectives [ "all-natural", "american-made", "awesome", "cerebral", "brohemian", "brodacious", "broficient", "brolicious", "bromazing", "bronificent", "bronormous", "brorrific", "brotesque", "brotastic", "fearless", "free-spirited", "radical", "rad", "stoked", "stokealicious", "stokified", "all stoked up" ] end
band or musical act a stoked bro might listen to
"Gordon Lightfoot"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 378 def band bands.sample end
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 357 def bands [ "Miley Cyrus", "mc-brohammer", "Robin Thicke", "MGMT", "Katy Perry", "Drake", "One Direction", "Tool", "Warren Zevon", "Jem", "Justin Bieber", "Gordon Lightfoot" ] end
A stoked bro might might need to write a stoked user profile:
"Brotastic but stokealicious skeleton rider. Love shredding sick pow, brodacious raising money for breast cancer, Gordon Lightfoot.
# File lib/faker/bio.rb, line 11 def bio first = adjective.capitalize + " " + intmodifier + " " + adjective + " " + sport + ". " second = opener.capitalize + " " + interest + ", " + adjective + " " + interest + ", " + band + "." first + second end
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 104 def celebroties [ "abroham lincoln", "adrien brody", "Broba Fett", "Brobespierre", "brobo cop", "broby dick", "brodin, the sculptor", "brodo the hobbit bro", "Brocahontas", "broey deschanel", "Brohammad", "Broback Brobama", "Bronan the barbarian", "Brosalina", "brosef stalin", "Broseidon King of the Brocean", "Bromeo and Juliet", "Brope john paul", "broprah winfrey", "brozilla", "bro dimaggio", "Bro Montana", "bro nye the science guy", "don quibrote", "double bro seven", "gallilebro gallilei", "Han Brolo", "Josh Brolin", "leonardo dicapribro", "mighty bro young", "napoleon bronaparte", "selena bromez", "teddy broosevelt", "wolfgang amadaeus brozart" ] end
"don quibrote "Bronan the barbarian" "brodo the hobbit bro" "Broba Fett"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 150 def celebroty celebroties.sample end
"Bronathan"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 75 def firstname firstnames.sample end
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 65 def firstnames firstnames = [] Faker::Stoked.fullnames.each do |fullname| firstnames << fullname.split((/[\s,]+/)).first end firstnames end
Some food that a stoked bro might want to mange
"brozilian bbq" "broissant" "rice-a-broni"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 258 def food foods.sample end
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 223 def foods [ "brosghetti", "broast chicken breast", "broasted vegetables", "broccoli", "brocaroni", "brochos", "broccoli", "broiled nuts", "broissant", "broloney sammich", "brorito", "brosicle", "brotato chip", "brotein shake", "brozilian bbq", "bro-b-q", "bro-chop", "fish tacos", "general bro's chicken", "lasagnbro", "macabroni and cheese", "rice-a-broni", "stoke and eggs", "top brahmen" ] end
"Broderick Broeneman" "Jeremonious Collyerunk" "Jessicka Hamilton" "Devonian Brocreature"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 61 def fullname fullnames.sample end
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 7 def fullnames [ "ryan courvoisier", "scott browland", "christal heinofear", "April Goldbrosephson", "Jason Galvinized Steelbro", "Melissa Brautista", "Jane Stokebro", "Ryan van Niebro", "Broshad Brosouri", "Suzette Saint-Brobespierre", "Toshibro Sugar", "Art Brozak", "Nandita Bronoun", "Ashley Aristocrunk", "Jennybro Jaynebro", "Brolga Vasserbro", "Billy Brong", "Adam Collinsmix", "Parker Stevenson", "Steve AquiNoFear", "Amy Marcobrolo", "Carlo Mogabrolo", "Braina Turner", "Zavenaire McStallion", "Kevin Woodsostokeditsick", "Natalia Pintotallystoked", "Mike McCrunk", "Brick Brodulik", "Greg Kerzhbro", "Michael Porchbro", "Mya Burrellbro", "Tony Contrerevolutionarybro", "Jeremonious Collyerunk", "Jessicka Hamiltonofstoke", "Jeff Smithsonianinstituteofstokebrology", "Bronathan Taybro", "Devonian Seacreature", "Dan Bronicke", "Daniel StokeStacker", "Kriztopher Menbroza", "GoBraola Cerioli", "Ryan Cobbrolo", "Erock Guzbro", "Steve Hardchargerley" ] end
a stoked bro might be interested in
"defying that which should be defied"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 444 def interest interests.sample end
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 417 def interests [ "defying that which should be defied", "hamburgers", "painting", "country music", "defying death", "hamburgers", "kale", "kiteboarding", "techno dancing", "parasailing", "teaching yoga", "teaching broga", "techno dancing", "raising money for breast cancer", "shredding sick pow", "speedflying", "working with orphans", "world peace" ] end
# File lib/faker/bio.rb, line 17 def intmodifier [ "but","and","almost","but equally","nearly","at the same time", "yet paradoxically","nevertheless","yet oxymoronically","but inevitably" ].sample end
# File lib/faker/stokebot/intro.rb, line 53 def intro intros.sample end
# File lib/faker/stokebot/intro.rb, line 8 def intros [ "To properly understand a stoke factor (S),", "On the other hand,", "From the non-racical point of view", "This suggests that", "It appears that", "Furthermore,", "We will blow your mind with the following paradigm:", "To bestow a bodacious structure for T(Z,K),", "From C1, it follows that", "For any radicalization which is sufficiently awesome in pursuit of any level of stoke,", "Bronalogously,", "Crystal clearly,", "Note that", "Of course,", "Whoah?", "Bro?", "Suppose, like, for instance, that", "Thus", "Por ejemplo", "With this trip,", "Conversely,", "We have already been knowledged and/or learnified that", "By combining stoke and certain reformulations of the dominant extreme paradigm,", "I suggested that these bodaciouus images would flow from the realization that", "If the gestalt of the grinding in (99c) were only partially tangible to stokeologists,", "However, this awe-assumption is not correct, since", "Comparing these extreme stoked videos with their bestoked gap aficionados in (96) and (97), we see that", "In the discussion of stoked endeavors following (81),", "So far,", "Nevertheless,", "For one thing,", "Summarizing, then, we assume that", "A consequence of the approach just knowledged to you is that", "Presumably,", "On our assumptions,", "It may be, then, that", "It must be emphasized, once again, that", "Let us continue to suppose that", "Notice, incidentally, that" ] end
Somewhere a stoked bro might do to pay for her brotomobile insurance
"brommando" "brogrammer" "brofessor"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 219 def job jobs.sample end
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 181 def jobs [ "brorthopedist", "surfing", "broBGYN", "brofessor", "wut", "acrobrobat", "web developer", "chibropractor", "CEBrO", "Director of brofittings", "brothadontist", "VP of Stoke", "Astbronaut", "ski lift operator", "Brodern Dancer", "brodancer", "BrOperations", "Astbronaut", "brothadontist", "brommando", "broducer", "brofessor", "brogrammer", "brofessional broball player", "amateur broxer", "brotist", "brotanist" ] end
"Broeneman" "Collyerunk" "Hamilton" "McStallion"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 100 def lastname lastnames.sample end
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 79 def lastnames lastnames = [] Faker::Stoked.fullnames.each do |fullname| fullname_array = fullname.split(/[\s,]+/) fullname_array.shift unless fullname_array.size == 1 @fullname = fullname_array.join(" ") end @fullname = fullname_array.first lastnames << @fullname lastnames end lastnames end
# File lib/faker/stokebot/object.rb, line 29 def object objects.sample end
# File lib/faker/stokebot/object.rb, line 7 def objects [ "problems of athletic and free-spirited analysis.", "a corpus of bro-isms and bro-sayings upon which conformity has been defined by the paired bro-ism text.", "the traditional practice of stoked bros.", "the levels of stoke from fairly high (eg (99a)) to virtual clown car antics (eg (98d)).", "a stipulation to place the stoked/awesome/radical/clowncar into these various categories.", "a bromazing fact.", "a YOLO gap bro-ism.", "the extended YOLO/BrOLO construct discussed in connection with (34).", "the ultimate standard that determines the brohemian level of any proposed radicalization.", "the system of base bro-words exclusive of the bro dialect.", "irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules.", "nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive bro theory.", "a general convention regarding the forms of the stoke linguistics.", "an abstract underlying sub-stoke order.", "an important distinction in stoked language use.", "the requirement that stoke-branching is not tolerated within the dominance stoke-scope of a complex bro-symbol.", "the strong generative capacity of the stoke-theory." ] end
# File lib/faker/bio.rb, line 58 def opener openers.sample end
# File lib/faker/bio.rb, line 48 def openers [ "love", "amazed by", "stoked for", "Spends free time", "pumped about" ] end
a stoked developer brodie might want multiple stoked paragraphs for her bros and/or brodies, and can pass in the number of paragraphs she would like go generate as an argument. Output similar to sentences()
Faker::StokeBot.paragraphs(2)
> “”Whoah? the athlete/groupie constructed intuition suffices to account¶ ↑
for an important distinction in language use. By combining stoke and certain reformulations of the dominant extreme paradigm, the appearance of non-stoked gaps in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary
# File lib/faker/stokebot.rb, line 27 def paragraph sentences(5) end
# File lib/faker/stokebot.rb, line 7 def paragraphs(paragraph_count = 3) paragraphs = [] paragraph_count.times do paragraphs << "\t" paragraphs << paragraph end paragraphs.join("\n") end
Somewhere a stoked bro might call home
"stokoslavia"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 177 def place places.sample end
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 154 def places [ "Brohannesberg", "Bromerica", "super brome", "bromuda triangle", "Broklahoma", "Brolivia", "Bromania", "brokeback mountain", "stokoslavia", "stoked republic", "mexicbro", "colorado", "wybroming", "stoked mountain" ] end
something a stoked bro might say
"bro ho ho"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 279 def saying sayings.sample end
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 262 def sayings [ "bro ho ho", "broyo", "yobro", "hey bro", "gribbled", "soaked", "Toad" ] end
a stoked developer bro might need a stoked sentence for his bros
Faker::StokeBot.sentence
> “Brotastic but stokealicious skeleton rider. Love shredding sick pow,¶ ↑
brodacious raising money for breast cancer, Gordon Lightfoot.
# File lib/faker/stokebot.rb, line 64 def sentence [intro, subject, verb, object].join(" ") end
a stoked developer bro might multiple stoked sentences for his bros, in which case the bro would pass in the number of sentences he would like go generate as an argument. shout out to chomskybot, bro.
Faker::StokeBot.sentence(8)
> “”Whoah? the athlete/groupie constructed intuition suffices to account¶ ↑
for an important distinction in language use. By combining stoke and certain reformulations of the dominant extreme paradigm, the appearance of non-stoked gaps in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary radicalization raises serious doubts about irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules. Note that this analysis of a stoked construct as a pair of sets of awesome features appears to correlate rather closely with the system of base rules exclusive of the bro dialect. For one thing, the systematic use of complex bro-isms is not subject to the strong generative capacity of the theory. To bestow a bodacious structure for T(Z,K), the systematic use of complex bro-isms is not to be considered in determining a descriptive fact. From C1, it follows that a case of semicenteredness of a different sort raises serious doubts about an abstract underlying order. So far, the earlier discussion of deviance is, apparently, ...
# File lib/faker/stokebot.rb, line 51 def sentences(sentence_count = 3) sentences = [] sentence_count.times do sentences << sentence end sentences.join(" ") end
# File lib/faker/bio.rb, line 44 def sport sports.sample end
# File lib/faker/bio.rb, line 24 def sports [ "figure skater", "speed skater", "short track speed skater", "ice hockey player", "curler", "cross-country skier", "nordic skier", "alpine racer", "ski jumper", "freestyle skier", "snowboarder", "biathlete", "Luger", "bobsleigher", "skeleton rider" ] end
# File lib/faker/bio.rb, line 62 def strength [ "hard charging", "forward", "strong", "outrageous work ethic", "endurance" ].sample end
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 448 def strengths [ "hard charging","forward","strong","outrageous work ethic","endurance" ] end
# File lib/faker/stokebot/subject.rb, line 30 def subject subjects.sample end
# File lib/faker/stokebot/subject.rb, line 7 def subjects [ "the notion of level of awesomeness or even pitted awesomeness", "a case of pitted stoke of a different sort", "most of the methodological fearlessness rampant in modern stokeology", "a subset of stoked concepts interesting on pitted, yet non-determinate grounds", "the natural general bro-principle that will stoke this case", "an important bro-property or broperty of these three stochetypes of EC", "any broficient supporting stoke graph", "the appearance of non-stoked gaps in domains relatively immune to ordinary pitted radicalization", "the athlete/groupie constructed intuition or bro-sense", "the descriptive power of the base bro-paradigm", "the earlier bro discussion of brofanity", "this analysis of a stoked construct as a pair of sets of awesome features", "this selectionally introduced bro-contextual feature", "a descriptively adequate bro-language", "the fundamental error of regarding bros and/or brodies as less than intellectual", "relational information vis-a-vis stoke-factor and bro/brodiness", "the systematic and stoked use of complex bro-isms", "the theory of stoked bro characteristics developed earlier" ] end
something a stoked bro might be intereseted in
"bromarang"
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 353 def thing things.sample end
# File lib/faker/bro_words.rb, line 283 def things [ "Afbro", "autobrobile", "bee in your bronnet", "broactive", "broa constrictor", "brobot", "broca brola", "Brochi brOlympics", "brocycle", "brocodile", "brodeo", "Brodism", "broductivity", "brofanity", "broffice bromance", "broformance", "brogramming", "brogram", "brohave", "brohemian rhapsody", "brohypnol", "broken brottles", "brolap", "broletariat", "brolociraptor", "brotomic brOmb", "Bromageddon", "bromantic bromedy", "bromaldehyde", "bromance", "bromarang", "bromobile", "Bromodo Dragon, native bronly to the island of Bromodo", "bromosapien", "bromotion", "broordinates", "bro-nanomous", "brononamous tip", "Brorannosaurus Rex", "brontosaurus", "brorontosaurus", "brostache", "brotally", "brotanist", "brotocal", "brotor broat", "bro-made", "bro-tie", "bro and arbrow", "brozone layer", "chest of bros.", "gazebros", "herbrovore", "Land Brover", "lawn brome", "sex wax", "Super Maribro Bros.", "The Brovinci Brode", "van", ] end
# File lib/faker/stokebot/verb.rb, line 29 def verb verbs.sample end
# File lib/faker/stokebot/verb.rb, line 7 def verbs [ "can be defined in such a way as to impose", "delimits in a stoked/non-stoked construct", "suffices to account for", "cannot be non-pitted in", "is not stoked or pitted to", "does not readily tolerate", "raises all-natural doubts about", "is not quite bronalogous to", "does not bromanticize the structure of", "may remedy and, at the same time, de-fearify", "is not to be considered in bro metamorphosis", "is to be regarded as", "is unspecified with respect to", "is, apparently, brotesquley cerebralized by", "is necessary to impose an interpretation on", "appears to correlate rather fearelessly with", "is rather bronificent relative to" ] end